Victor Sandoval He is another of the brave ones who submits to our ELEVEN QUESTIONS IN THE MUDa fixed section of Informalia, only suitable for bold people with a sense of humor, in which Ana Rosa Quintana has already participated. Have you ever stolen? Do you tell lies? What is the most expensive thing you have bought? What would you do if you were invisible? The collaborator of As if we were Shhh He confesses to us and shows his most sincere and unknown side: “Sometimes I feel sorry for myself, I look in the mirror and cry”.
Where did you wake up this morning?
In the computer chair, because I had an early morning interview for a radio station.
The last time you cried?
I don’t remember, because I cry a lot. Sometimes I feel sorry for myself and cry for myself. I look at myself in the mirror and start crying.
The last lie you told?
I never tell lies. I am very exaggerated, but I don’t tell lies. Not even white ones.
Besides your house and your car, what is the most expensive thing you have ever bought?
To my husband.
Have you ever been caught dating a famous person? Would you like to be caught dating someone?
Is there anyone more famous than me?
When was the last time you were naked in front of another person?
Why? If it’s to change, it’s only recently, because I dressed up and stripped naked. To fuck, since 2016, and never completely naked, always with a t-shirt, because I had a little belly. Since 2016 I haven’t had sex with another physical person, only with my machines and my hand.
What do you dislike most about yourself?
My character. I would like to be false, hypocritical, a bad person and not care.
The last text message you received and what did it say?
A message from Alaska to confirm an appointment.
The most embarrassing situation in your life?
Telling my life story at a time when I should have kept quiet because it was dramatic and incomprehensible. It was my spider bite, when I came from the US and made public what my real relationship was like. I should never have told it.
If you were invisible, what would be the first thing you would do?
If I were invisible I would always be talking and I would be heard. I would have to be invisible and mute so that I would not be detected.
Have you ever stolen?
Suddenly you don’t have any money because the tax authorities have seized your account, and maybe a can of peas in the supermarket has been stolen, but nothing more. Sometimes I’ve bought something, like a harness for the dog, and I haven’t gone to return it out of shame. I’ll keep it and give it to someone.