Why didn’t we put a lettuce to see if it lasted longer than Aldón and Ortega Cano

The lettuce that a newspaper placed before a camera endured and beat Liz Truss. This Friday, a British presenter ate the lettuce to show that it was not rotten. Bridging the gap with the vaunted resignation of the UK prime minister, the shortest in history, everyone in Spain knew that it was a matter of a short time Ana Maria Aldon and the Carthaginian bullfighter end their marriage.

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One of the innumerable differences between the lettuce-gate and the Ortega Cano is that in Spain the fixed camera has been focusing on Aldón, who has appeared for weeks, step forward / step back, narrating in installments the decomposition of his conjugal life, crying and recounting intimacies in exchange for money.

Her husband resisted what he could until his patience and his semen of strength have been lost like tears in the rain. With Aldón we have seen things that you would believe. Because they have been televised. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain. Because of the love of that sanluqueña and the widower of Dew Sworn a creature remains, memories and little else.