Motorcycles, disgusted with the photos of the King while Broncano lowers his head after Pedro Sánchez’s slap on the wrist

For nearly 90,000 euros a day, let’s see who is the brave one enfant terrible who does not swallow his false rebellion and eats with potatoes a little piece of his tone of yohagoloquemedalagana to exchange it for a I do what medallagana but less. In other words, that idiocy that in the program you have to shout “farlopa!” is over! and saying “dude” at the end of sentences because they think it makes them seem cooler, more modern and revolutionary. No, man, no.

Why shout farlopa It is the red line that the viewer’s defender and those in charge at TVE have imposed on them, who do not know very well who they are, much less who they are going to be: half of the Council has expired, the interim president no longer knows what trick mount to prolong his agony at the head of the Corporation. But six months have passed and in Moncloa they do not know exactly what invention Óscar López and Antonio Hernando, the Zipi and Zape of Telecommunications, and other validators of the media sanchismo are going to come up with, to strengthen the Government’s control over RTVE with blood and fire.

In other words, Moncloa has given the order to let Broncano and his modern libertarians know that they are not to confuse the red lines with the white lines because drug jokes are not drugs but they smell like marijuana. And on RTVE there is no joint oven. Total: Broncano and his cool team are going at it, they continue to collect the million that some defenders of not-so-poor lawsuits find scarce and everyone is calmer without any fuss, at least while the sole administrator’s mess is sorted out or whatever they want. happen to manage from Moncloa and Ferraz the remote control of the TV that we all pay for (one thousand two hundred million euros a year).

In front, a Pablo Motos who does not recover from the shock and has to rub his eyes every day at 8 in the morning to believe the slap that after 20 years on the throne the magic audiometer gives him from Tuesday to Friday when it asks him who is the most watched presenter from Spain and the asshole with the mirror answers that he is a comedian obsessed with money and sex who is 20 centimeters taller than him and has no Tamara Falco on payroll or Victoria Federica as a friend.

“The topic makes me a little sick, that’s intimacy”

The truth is that Pablo Motos and his henchmen this Thursday turned out to be somewhat pathetic when The Anthill addressed the issue of photographs of Victoria Federica’s grandfather kissing Bárbara Rey. Pablo Motos’ companions were Cristina Pardo (who maintained consistency), the Marchioness of Griñón, who makes others a little embarrassed when he speaks and gestures, Nuria Roca y Luis del Val, that they are husband and wife. The summary is that it seems when listening to them that for these members, who some days it would be said that they mean colony, the cool thing is not that the previous head of State, still at the head of the institution, and with total impunity, dedicated public resources to cover up his multiple dalliances, with the complicity of presidents of the Government, ministers, senior officials of Zarzuela and the secret service and other officials. Motorcycles and their todologists They were more concerned about the role of the press, as if they were not in a medium. They speak as if they were in another dimension, and they must forget that they are in a media conglomerate and not in a pulpit on Olympus.

The thing is, they don’t care that much about malpractice like salsa. For them, the issue of public money and spies and the Royal Guard being paid to monitor the release of Sumer from the Budget is not the main issue. What’s cool for them is the theft of the photos, the alleged blackmail, the fight between mother and son and other little things. It didn’t seem like they rigorously prioritized the ranking of the bad guys in this real unresolved tension.

And the reflection of Pablo Motos, more concerned about saying that they are from 30 years ago than anything else, was to note: “The topic makes me a little sick, that’s intimacy,” said. It disgusts him that a minor photographs his mother with the king of Spain and then takes money from him. Okay. But we don’t know if he is also disgusted by the immense expenditure of public money dedicated to covering up the scandal and keeping quiet, although he is condescending and understanding and understands (his network has been working hard on the issue for 48 hours, like all of them) that it is a journalistic news and all that. Luis del Val (that thinker!) spoke of the “hypocrisy of the press” for not publishing the compromising images but then echoing them when a Dutch magazine published them.

The reflection of Nuria Roca’s husband (one more of her informative placebo fillers) also hits the waterline at the channel where he and his wife work, which has broadcast, among other spaces, the Bárbara Rey series, the documentary , has hired the daughter of the star and the tamer, and has brought up, commented on and analyzed the scandal in the last 48 hours ad nauseum since the morning with Susanna Griso and in the afternoon with Sonsoles Onega even in the news Vicente Valles to continue on one’s own Anthill. Like all the media, Luis del Val!

Including, by the way, the same space from which he threw the dart because, obviously, in The Anthill They were on the topic. We will always have Tamara to make us laugh when she recommends in her tone things like that we stop hitting Juan Carlos I. “It’s all bizarre. They (the photos) have come out and it is what it is, it happened a long time ago and the truth is “The emeritus king is super old and things don’t stop falling on him, and we all make mistakes. Now, now, now!”

It’s in bad taste to ask Tamara about her pregnancy.

As a tip, Juan del Val said that he found it “in bad taste” that journalists ask Tamara about her pregnancy (except in The Anthill) but she was generous and instead of going to Broncano’s to tell how much money she has and how much she makes love with Íñigo Onieva, she confessed that she has been trying to get pregnant since the honeymoon (not before): “For me the options are limited because I have my beliefs,” he revealed before daring to reveal his privacy: “I have tried several methods,” he confessed. From the hole, Trancas and Barrancas, the best, suggested that he do it “without a condom.”