Is Gerard Piqué responsible for the design of Shakira’s dress on the Grammy’s red carpet?

There are two ways to go down in a red carpet: as an immortal goddess of style or as a textile warning for future generations. Shakira, in the Grammy 2025, opted – perhaps without knowing it – for the second.

The Colombian, who has given us decades of talent and impossible hips, He reached the gala with three golden stylesas if he wanted to convince us that gold can.

Two of them must be admitted, they were a success; The one who used on the red carpet, on the other hand, was a kind of fashionist exorcism in the form of a dress. An Etro design (the others too) that challenged not only the rules of good taste, but also the basic laws of aesthetics and visual compassion.

Seeing indiscreet transparency, disconcerting print and inexplicable rhinestones in orange tones, a question floated in the air as a malicious rumor at a high society dinner: Who did this to Shakira? And then, the inevitable conclusion: was Piqué? Was it the Tax Agency?

Because if someone with a slow gross had wanted to sabotage his great night, he would hardly have done better. It is not that we suggest that Gerard Piqué has changed football for the fashion design, but if his revenge had a version in fabric and sequins, this dress would be exactly.

The conspiracy of bad taste

We can imagine the scene: in a dark corner of Barcelona, ​​a mysterious package is sent to Los Angeles. Inside, the dress. A key message for your recipient: Women no longer cry, but some should check their stylist.

The result was disastrous. Shakira, usually radiant, walked on the red carpet with the resignation of who already knows that is about to head all lists of the worst dressed. But she, always professional, posed, smiled and trusted that the music – and her other two outfits – would save the night.

And, indeed, as soon as he changed his clothes and took the stage, the magic returned. With his hair curly to the wind and a golden set that evoked his iconic performance in the Grammy of 2007, everything was forgiven. He danced, hypnotized, picked up prizes and launched indirects with the accuracy of an emotional sniper.

What happened in the Grammy leaves two clear lessons. First, that Shakira can survive even a dress that seems to have been chosen with a bandage. Second, that Fashion is a dangerous weapon in wrong hands.

Therefore, from here, a sincere advice to the singer: next time, check the label before you put it on. It is not going to be that, between seams and embroidery, you discover a small registration that says’Designed by Gerard Piqué‘.